A CHAT

Why Hitman was tummy sick?

  • Heather: What did you eat anyway?
  • Hitman: I had some bad sausage.
  • Heather: Bwahahahahahahah...you had BAD SAUSAGE???? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Was it sausage you made? Bought?
  • Hitman: I knew you were gonna give me sh*t about the sausage.
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I drank some Irish Creme yesterday and now I feel fat.

A CHAT

The Labrynth

  • Heather: I got lost because you live in the middle of a labrynth!
  • Hitman: I don't even know what the f*** a labrynth is. And no one else does because I am smarter than they are.
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I think I’m going to make a Facebook page for my dog.

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Do Africans have green cards?

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HITMAN: I feel like I’m half man and half horse.
Me: Porque?
HITMAN: because I bought Old Spice body wash!

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I got my tits all hard to get a Mac computer.

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Part of the problem is I used to wake up and take a crap in the morning… I’m usually free of debris when I go on the air.

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I guess I would like to see two cats f$():’g. That would be interesting.

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I need a pedicure. My feet hurt.