A CHAT

Isn't it cute when Hitman pretends he's hood? He golfs btw.

  • Hitman: Pay attention, Heather! That is the most famous saying in the 'hood.
  • Heather: What?
  • Hitman: "They be lyin'!"
A CHAT

More narcissism...

  • Hitman: Why do I refer to myself in the 3rd person?
  • Heather: Because you're a narcissist, f***ing dumba$$!"
  • Hitman: <<laughs, pounds table>>
A QUOTE

This is not a discussion.

A QUOTE

I love tacos!

A CHAT

Actual conversation about TV shows.

  • Hitman: I like 'Rock Of Love," where the chicks fight over the old ugly dude?
  • Heather: You mean Bret Michaels, the guy who almost died?
  • Hitman: Yeah, whatever.
A QUOTE

I wonder if goat tits are tough?

A QUOTE

Doesn’t yeast come from wheat?

A TUNE
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

What better for The Quotable Hitman than actual audio of his quotes? Here he is angry because he ran out of gas Friday night at the Wichita Women’s Fair. 

A QUOTE

Well, at first I was using Oil of Olay…

A QUOTE

Have they found the cure for polio yet?