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Nipples

“I think my man nips are showing. I don’t like that.” —Hitman

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She can’t even grow a fungus.

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I should probably take a shit.

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It’s not pink. It’s salmon.

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It’s huge on Nick at Nite.

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I’ve had this blackhead on my back for years. Three different wives have tried to get it out.

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All fat b*itch#s have nice nails.

  • 29th November 2012

  • Hitman (his sister bought him a juicer one Christmas) 
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Like I’m gonna hold a freakin’ orange down to get some juice out of it!

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So that was our daily 7:30 argument. I love it. I schedule my arguments with you like I schedule my sh*ts.

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