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If it’s my sister’s son, does that make me his…uncle?

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I caught Hitman shopping on Sephora during the show for man makeup. “What? I know that Kardashian dude wears it!”

He is taking his fashion cues from Rob Kardashian. Or Bruce Jenner…

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midwesthotmess:

this is not in any way an overreaction

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thecindykelly:

Flurries on April 23 in Wichita, Kansas. My phone is mocking me.

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yoisthisracist:

anonymous asked: Yo, when are the CEOs of these big corporations that took all these huge government bailouts being asked to take drug tests to prove they aren’t spending it all on drugs??

Weird, it’s almost like right-wing assholes only care about that stuff when it’s poor people who have to be held to a higher standard.

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Nipples

"I think my man nips are showing. I don’t like that." —Hitman

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She can’t even grow a fungus.

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I should probably take a shit.